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Whatchu know bout Saint Raymond?

Felipe — Thu, 07 Jan 2016 18:05:50 +0000

If can you recall my affinity for Notti-teens (no! not a porn genre on RedTube [jeez!], but the “dubious subsect of British youths known for their awkward white kid version of “daggering”?, Saint Raymond and Ady Suleiman?), well Saint Raymond finally came out with first full length album (and boy is it lengthy…. 17 tracks?? Who does this guy think he is??, a 90’s rapper like Juvenile or Three Six Mafia?). Getting through the whole thing takes forever but he’s got a real smooth sound. Maybe Major Lazer can do some stupid 30-second mega cut of the album so people can listen to all the songs in one sitting, then retire from music, throwaway his stupid mixing keyboard, get a vasectomy, move to Oregon with the crazy wildlife people, and never play a music festival again. Major Lazer’s the worst.

Everyone knows down deep that Major Lazer is the worst. At least that’s what Feli Says :-/

Galantis – Pharmacy (LP)

Felipe — Fri, 12 Jun 2015 14:00:30 +0000

Swedish EDM newish superduo, Galantis, are independently behind hits likes Britney’s “Toxic” and Icona Pop’s “I Love It.” So these Grammy winning dudes decided to team up and knock some socks off. They played Coachella in 2014, only 2 weeks after their first release, and won a Billboard Poll asking fans who had the most memorable live dance music set; beating Calvin Harris, Disclosure, Girl Talk, etc… They played Ultra in Miami this year, and the International Dance Music Awards (IDMAs?? How’d they not call it the MDMAs??) (seriously though… there are WAY too many awards shows! Not EVERYONE deserves a freakin’ participation ribbon. Damn liberal child-huggers not keeping score at soccer games anymore. You know who knows the score? The kid that WON!! Ugh.. between the Emmy’s, Tony’s, Grammy’s, Razzies, AVN’s, Darwin Awards, there’s even a Bloggies(!), 80 different music awards… not to mention country music has an award show every other week, no joke. Turn on the TV. The CMA’s are on, like right now. I’ll wait)… they won best breakthrough artist of 2015. Brand new album out called Pharmacy. It’s quite good.

Now you know what Feli Says about award shows.. #wwfs

Smallpools – Killer Whales

Felipe — Thu, 26 Mar 2015 19:03:44 +0000

LA dance-pop quartet Smallpools basically started off as a Passion Pit rip-off band, but quickly realized they were waaay better and said, “F those guys. We’re Smallpools goddammit and we can synth the hell outta whatever we want!” (I think* that’s how it went at least). Regardless, their new-and-debut album is fire. Actually, so much fire that they’re already playing with Walk the Moon, Two Door Cinema Club, and other on-their-way big timers (no, not THE Big Tymers – although that’d be super cool since Birdman is the freshest & knows how to hide his approx. 160 mil in his momma name), as well as remixing tracks with Magic Man. Their new album is great and they’re touring in a city near you!

Seemed to work for Simon… :-/ Feli Says Listen