CADE, Florida Man, strikes again

Felipe — Mon, 11 Jul 2016 19:54:29 +0000

Back in April we visited some Florida Man highlights when we checked out Chris Farren, like the Florida Man who said the cocaine in his buttocks wasn’t his. Well don’t worry, Florida Man continued his shenanigan-filled tomfoolery in honor of CADE and his new catchy track that’s racking up listens; like the FM (no relation to other people with those awesome initials) tried to walk out of a store with a chainsaw stuffed down his pants; or the FM who threw a toilet at imaginary attackers while barricaded inside a meth lab; or the FM who terrified a vacationing family with gunfire meant for an iguana; or the FM who screamed “F*ck Them Horses” before punching a police horse; or the FM who pocket dialed 911 while cooking meth with mom; or the FM who was arrested for beating a drag queen with a tikki torch while dressed as KKK member who then ran for mayor (of town just north of Ft. Lauderdale); or the FM who spent 5 hours driving his dead grandmother around a nudist colony; or the FM who attacked an ATM with a hatchet after it didn’t accept his check; and let’s not forget the FM who called 911 after his Playstation stopped working! “Hello this is 9-1-1. Do you need police or paramedics?” “Do you know about the whole thing going on with the Playstation Network..?” Well the 19-year old singer/ songwriter/ producer CADE from the always classy seaside town of Tampa finally got his Playstation working and has performed alongside G-Eazy, Steve Aoki, Jason Derulo, etc.

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Chris Farren & his Fake Problems

Felipe — Mon, 04 Apr 2016 15:14:08 +0000

It’s not often that Florida has a good story in headlines: “Zombie man on bath salts eats man’s face,” “Drunken woman cries & eats stranger’s food while at PF Changs,” “Florida man dies after winning cockroach eating contest,” “Florida man too fat for jail,” “347-pound Florida man punches Domino’s pizza guy for forgetting his garlic knots” (understandable though), “Trend of young people drinking hand sanitizer to get drunk hits Florida,” “‘Mean drunk‘ smears poop on teen’s face,” “Man says cocaine in his buttocks isn’t his”….. But sometimes Florida gets it right, I mean, look at me! I’m doing a’ight. There’s also these dudes outta Naples who are making happy fun music. Chris Farren is the leader here, fronting his band Fake Problems (check out the 2010 album “Real Ghosts Caught On Tape”), as well as pumping out some nice solo tunes (below). Supposedly a “musician’s musician” – whatever that means- the slack-popper is on tour with Laura Stevenson (previous FSLer) and played Mercury Lounge in NYC this past Saturday.

(If you like that “Smiths” t-shirt, you can order it on Etsy, FYR)

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CADE, Florida Man, strikes again

Chris Farren & his Fake Problems