Born and bred Chi-town man, GOLDHOUSE, is a quadruple threat American – much like myself – DJ/producer/songwriter/vocalist; except I can’t do any of those things. But I’m good at other stuff, ok? Back off! That said, I’m just gonna plagiarize his bio because it’s really well done and is the kind of garbage nonsense I write all the time: “GOLDHOUSE is not meant for boring people. Ask your healthcare provider if your heart is healthy enough for GOLDHOUSE.  Side effects may include: hearing loss, the uncontrollable urge to set things on fire, partying hard, short term memory loss, sudden pelvic thrusts, random acts of deviance, and nudity. Mixing alcohol or other substances with GOLDHOUSE will result in unruly dancing and blacking out.  If you think GOLDHOUSE is for you, you’re probably a winner. If not, take a hike loser!”
Feli Says Listen to happy summer jamz! Force the season!
Felipe Macia
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